Capaciousness

Friends, do you experience yourself as nothing but a meat mass that moves from here to there satisfying its needs? As a drooling hulk seeking its next fix? As a long tube extending from mouth hole to butt hole that requires constant filling and emptying? Then what you need is a shot of Capaciousness -- the Elixir that allows your experience to expand. One small sip and an inner infinity will open. Another sip and your inner infinity and the outer infinity will merge as one! You become Capacious and go through the day with no one having the least suspicion of your having moved beyond your meat mass hulk. Except for those who are also Capacious, of course; they will recognize you immediately. Capaciousness! Available with the next in breath.