My rewrite of the Book of Job --
(It’s a theological thing)
(It’s a theological thing)
Chapter 1
Job: God damn it!
Job: God damn it!
Chapter 2
God: Who the f**k are you to say God damn it? Where were you when I started all this shit?
God: Who the f**k are you to say God damn it? Where were you when I started all this shit?
Chapter 3
Job: My point exactly! I wasn't there!
Job: My point exactly! I wasn't there!
Chapter 4
God: Oh! I see what you mean. Want to go grab a beer?
God: Oh! I see what you mean. Want to go grab a beer?
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